my dad just learned 2 txt

Aug 27

• Dad: Now he has a band and he teaches middle school. He wrote me a note to apologlize for being such a goof!
• Me: hahaha. apologlize eh
• Dad: Yup. Nuway o spealing

Aug 22

“We r having a grand time with Antony and Cleo. When will U B home?” — Dad

“Furr” — Mom

“ur phone is charging by stove don’t fotget it” — dad

Aug 20

• Mom: Hi finally got my phone out of that silly word mode
• Mom: What's up
• Me: I just got home from target. man stuff is expensive. forget living near a laundromat, my next apartment is going to be within walking distance of a river, just downstream of a limestone deposit
• Mom: Wow u write a lot! Yes, life is expensive, so that is why i use coupons. Paint?

“Please respond as follows: 1. I’m ok & having a great time. 2. I’ve been hijacked & my hands are tied. 3. I’m homesick and miserable. 4. I lost my cell phone.”

“Happy b*day! Pls don’t 4get 2 take Noah 2 schl 2 morrow. Thx!” — Poppa Paul

Aug 19

“Hi: hope you had fun. Let us know od you won’t be home tonight Thx” — Dad

“Pleez give me a call. i need tn be reassured that you atent ded. xoxo” — Mutti

“Hi…” — mother